Saturday, September 19, 2009

I am Still Alive


Good evening
I am here with a day’s bulletin.


8 am .In the morning my ex-Wife called me and demanded her share in business we started together though she didn’t spend even a single penny while we were investing money now she is demanding fifty percent share.


9 am .My Boss called me and informed that I am not going to get increment this year.


10 am. My girl friend called me and said that she is going to wind up relationship with me. Reasons are still unknown.


11 am. My closest came to my place and that he cannot start joint business with me as his wife is not in the favor of this.


12 pm.My sisters called me that she needs 50 thousand dollar immediately otherwise she will never see my face.


1 pm.I fell from the stairs and got severe injury on my elbow. I had to postpone all, urgent important projects.


2 pm.My son returned from school with his shirt torn apart .He had a quarrel at school.


3pm.My neighbor rang the door bell and complainED that my younger son has destroyed his lawn while riding his bicycle.


4pm.My father had heart attack and now is admitted in ICU.


5pm.My ex-wife again made a threatening call and asked me to arrange her required money s soon as possible.


6pm.I started feeling temperature and decided to visit my family physician.


7pm.When I went to garage and was about to leave for medical checkup, I found that my car was punctured.


8pm.Right now I am standing at work shop and looking at mechanic working at my car.


Breaking news:
I am still alive.

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